O. Possum God


 * God of Trashallachia
 * Steward of all Souls
 * Sits on the Holy Trash mountain

Attributes


 * Contains within them the Possum Trinity
 * The Mother of Art
 * The Father of Charity
 * The Spirit of Trash
 * Makes new what is old and makes old what is new

Lives on Mount Opossulympus

Symbols:


 * Their trash represents reincarnation
 * Creativity
 * Renewal
 * Thumbs Up

Ancestor to both Terry and Charles, the hambone yodel of the woodland creature battle song. This is the highest god the church of the EFF is in the business of worshiping, as much as a group what don’t believe in business or worshipping, can be in the business of worshipping. OPG’s spirit can be found in the smile of a papaw after he makes a dirty joke you just turned old enough to get for the first time and also in the righteous nuance  of an anti racist meme.

OPG crawled from the Amazon Shame Forest in the time before trash, and made themself a home. They were scarred and rugged, but beautiful. The World was given to them to protect by a great and holy snapping turtle. It is said the turtle imparted much wisdom upon OPG before giving them the power of spirit, which allowed them to take their place as God.

TO curry favor with the OPG the main thing you got to remember is the OPG ain’t ever wanted favor, don’t like favors, and don’t want you to want to know what they want if you’re wanting to know, because the fact of the matter is they cannot wait to help you but does not desire that you fret. For fretting is for guitars and they can’t play a lick so you may as well learn to let go. As best you can, If it suits you. Look, the main point is don't buy a buncha eat pray love pillows hand sewn by children in a country where any one of those actions is revolutionary when you could just walk outside and look up. Or hug a friend. Or eat a biscuit. Or a fresh peach, Eat fruit y’all, and fuuuck

You down OPG? Yeah you know me